Some of my favorite pieces from…
The New Yorker
- How to Be Deep in a Marketable Way
- All My Dentist’s Feedback So Far
- How People with Dietary Restrictions See Menus
- Daily Itinerary for the Person I Am Not
- How to Be a Mysterious Woman Who Is Also in Bed by 9:30 P.M.
Los Angeles Times
- Op-comic: What I learned from a banjo (and a frog) (with cartoonist Theora Kvitka)
- Op-comic: A personal case against eliminating the penny (with cartoonist Theora Kvitka)
McSweeney’s
- I’m A Middle School Boy, And I Refuse To Wear Anything But Basketball Shorts In The Winter
- The Woman From Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’” Would Like to Clear a Few Things Up
Flaming Hydra
- Lost Cat: A Life Cycle (with cartoonist Emily Flake)
Weekly Humorist
- I Got Tired of Having a Personality, So Instead I’m Wearing This Bucket Hat
- Items in My House Ranked by How Quickly They Slid Down the Guggenheim Ramp
- We at the Bob Committee Are Here to Diversify Your Company
Slackjaw
- I Freaky-Fridayed With My Mom And I’m Not Switching Back
- Meet Greg Clarke, The Artist Behind This Iconic Movie Ratings Poster
- How To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your Feelings
- Meditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most Everyone
- Questions From “Were You Listening?” A Game Show Designed Specifically For My Dad
- History’s Greatest Inventors Post On LinkedIn
- We, As A Collective Audience, Have Decided Against Saying “Good Morning” A Second Time
- Ten Things My Health Insurance Company Expects Cause I’m Turning 30
- Clean Truth Or Dare Prompts For Christian Teens
- I Joined The Cult From Midsommar And It’s Not Going That Well
The Belladonna Comedy
- The Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier Friends
- Famous American Quotes Rephrased by Middle Management
- I’m a Modern Day Orpheus: I Attempted to Rescue a Deleted Photo Out of My iPhone Trash
- Parenting Tips From This Excellent Book I Have Read Three Pages of, Flowers in the Attic
- How to Break up With the Man Half of a Centaur
- As a Therapist in Haddonfield, I’m Frustrated I Don’t Have More Clients
- Disney Villain Sidekicks Share Their Health Insurance Complaints
- Karaoke For Cowards: 10 Go-To Songs Where You Don’t Actually Have to Sing
Emily Menez 